I'll Show Myself Out - Women's Classic Tee

Say the thing. Regret nothing. Exit dramatically.

The "I'll Show Myself Out" is built for people who regularly cross the line, habitual line steppers...If your humour is a little unfiltered, your timing is a little questionable, and your social filter occasionally takes the day off — congratulations, you’ve found your uniform!

Perfect for awkward legends, accidental oversharers, and anyone who’s ever killed a vibe and owned it.

Minimal text. Maximum damage.

Why this tee hits different:

• Bold, minimalist slogan with peak awkward energy
• Perfect funny graphic tee for dry humour, sarcasm, and inappropriate timing
• Great gift for friends who should probably apologise… but won’t
• Easy everyday streetwear fit — pairs well with confidence and poor decisions

Sometimes you don’t need a comeback…Just an exit.

Meet the AS Colour Maple Tee, tailored especially for women. Embrace comfort and durability with mid weight 180 GSM 100% combed cotton. This tee offers a regular fit, complete with neck ribbing and double needle hems for enduring quality and minimal shrinkage. Built to last.

Garment Measurements

How to Measure:

• Lay an existing garment flat.
• Body Width: Measure from armpit to armpit
  
• Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
• Please note, measurements can vary 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance