{"product_id":"douglas-womens-crew-jumper","title":"Douglas - Women's Crew Jumper","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"254\" data-start=\"196\"\u003eUnhinged. Unfiltered. Unemployable (yet somehow the boss?).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"461\" data-start=\"256\"\u003eThis Jumper is a tribute to \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eDouglas Reynholm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e The walking HR violation brought to life by \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eMatt Berry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e in the cult classic \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe I.T Crowd\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"739\" data-start=\"528\"\u003eFrom the iconic \u003cem data-end=\"558\" data-start=\"544\"\u003e“Faaatheer!”, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e“Speak, priest!” \u003cem data-end=\"558\" data-start=\"544\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003emeltdown to the unforgettable \u003cem data-end=\"623\" data-start=\"589\"\u003e“Damn these electric sex pants!”\u003c\/em\u003e, nearly everything Douglas says sounds like it \u003cem data-end=\"682\" data-start=\"671\"\u003eshouldn’t\u003c\/em\u003e be on a t-shirt… which is exactly why it belongs on one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"811\" data-start=\"741\"\u003eIf you know, you know. And if you don’t? That’s probably for the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"850\" data-start=\"813\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"850\" data-start=\"813\"\u003eWhy this Jumper is dangerously good:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1075\" data-start=\"851\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"898\" data-start=\"851\" data-section-id=\"fuu52l\"\u003eInspired by one of TV’s most chaotic bosses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"954\" data-start=\"899\" data-section-id=\"12nq4ww\"\u003ePerfect for fans of British comedy and absurd humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1021\" data-start=\"955\" data-section-id=\"70ma9u\"\u003eSubtle enough for everyday wear, unhinged enough for real ones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1075\" data-start=\"1022\" data-section-id=\"4j65dj\"\u003eA guaranteed conversation starter for fellow fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1330\" data-start=\"1261\"\u003eWear it like Douglas would: With absolute authority… and absolutely no idea what’s going on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the AS Colour Relax Crew, crafted with a relaxed fit and mid-weight 320 GSM fabric blend of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester fleece. 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