{"product_id":"douglas-crew-jumper","title":"Douglas - Crew Jumper","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"254\"\u003eUnhinged. Unfiltered. Unemployable (yet somehow the boss?).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"461\"\u003eThis Jumper is a tribute to \u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eDouglas Reynholm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e The walking HR violation brought to life by \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eMatt Berry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e in the cult classic \u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hover:entity-accent entity-underline inline cursor-pointer align-baseline\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe I.T Crowd\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"739\"\u003eFrom the iconic \u003cem data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"558\"\u003e“Faaatheer!”, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e“Speak, priest!” \u003cem data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"558\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003emeltdown to the unforgettable \u003cem data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"623\"\u003e“Damn these electric sex pants!”\u003c\/em\u003e, nearly everything Douglas says sounds like it \u003cem data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eshouldn’t\u003c\/em\u003e be on a t-shirt… which is exactly why it belongs on one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eIf you know, you know. And if you don’t? 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